Please tell it like it is! Nobody brushes a cat’s teeth. Come on! Try anything like that…

I would respectfully disagree with you on this one. I have many clients that do brush their cat's teeth. I will agree it is not something that you can do on every single cat and I try to be honest with cat owners about this. There are cats out there that will tolerate the brushing and some that even like it (the flavored toothpaste helps!). So it may not be in the cards for your little puma but for others it is not so bad.